Russia and Such

If you missed SNL on Saturday night, you missed this awesome rap from Amy Poehler. Check it out here. (Couldn't have been funnier if Palin did it herself!)

SNL Sarah Palin Rap
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-palin-rap/773781/

one, two, three
my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how’s it go
eskimo eskimos tell me what you know
eskimo eskimo show you feel eskimo ice cold
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo super cold

i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacher
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacher
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla but when i see oil lets drill baby drill
my country tis of thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’
obama. ayers. obama. ayers.

i built me a bridge - it ain’t goin’ nowhere.[ohhh]

mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin of the media elite
she likes red meat
shoot a mother humpin moose, eight days of the week
[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la[six gunshots]
yo palin, i’m out

SNL Sarah Palin Rap, Lyrics & Video (Amy Poehler)